klpegaso
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 Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:46 pm Post subject: harem |
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An English man a Scotsman and a Welsh man were on a business trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this harem with over 100 beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the English man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a marksman for the Police Force", he say's. "Alright women, shoot his penis off!," said the sheik.
The sheik then turned to the Scotsman and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a fireman," he say's.
"Alright women, burn his penis off!," said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the Welsh man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" He answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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